OMG, THIS IS THE WORST THING I EVER HEARD OF!!!!! I'm dead serious, I was mad with Batman: Fortunate son, but this comic is the stupidest, worst f**king thing I ever had the misfortune of hearing! It's going to be so bad since you're gonna see me have a lot of censored swears, and I don't wanta swear a lot in my blogs, but we can do anything in these blogs. Again Linkara criticised this but there are points that I thought of and he didn't think of! (OK, he probably thought of this and mentioned the first one, but the rest he didn't mention) So, what's wrong with this comic? What's wrong with it!? I'll tell you what's f**king wrong with this comic!
Aparently, the smartest students are getting there brain erased so they forget everything what they have learned from their teachers. Reed suspects that Dr Doom is behind it since Spidey saw a Doombot. And the teachers are trying to help the Fantastic 4, I mean they our their students after all. Speaking (or typing) of which, why the teachers? I know the parents would blame them but I think the parents would be concerned as well. Oh, and Susan actually says that they could tag along. WHAT!? There just normal teachers! What could they do!? Anyway, Reed is thinking of tracking Doom with some tracking device since the robots are functioning with wireless technology. OK, that sounds OK, but the stupidest thing is this comic is advertising for a shop that sells items for school work, and (I'm not kidding here) the teachers suggest to use the supplies from the shop to track down Doom....WHAAAAAAATTTT?! They used school supplies to track down Doom when Reeds could have used his technology or I dunno, go to Latveria. You know, the country Doom is the monarch of! And if that's not stupid enough, they were actually able to find Doom with compasses, maps, calculators, pencils, paper et cetera. How the heck were they able to track the signal with things I would have used for Maths and Geography!? It's impossible! Reed is a bloomin' physicist who fought Doom and actually travelled to other dimensions! He would have found Doom without using a damn map!
And there is the stupidest plan Doom has ever came up with. He wanted to make kids stupid because since people say the students are the future leaders of the world, Doom didn't want that to happen since he wanted to take over the world. Err, sorry to mention this Doomsie but when the kids grow older, you'd be an old man or possibly dead! How would they possibly become future world leaders!? Yes, there are some students in the world that might possibly be politicians or presidents. But not all of them! Some students actually want to leave school and the rest want to get other jobs. Scientists, teachers, policemen, journalists, engineers et cetera. How would they be a threat to you? They could get other jobs than become world leaders! Take me for example, I want to be an author and write fantasy, adventure and possibly drama books/book series/novels. Does that make me sound like a threat to a powerful monarch? I THINK NOT!!!
Aside from those two (yes, it's that bad it makes the other points look minor than major) they actually...make the teachers...look like the super...heroes....ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME!!!!??? THEY'RE JUST PEOPLE WHO F**KING TEACH OTHER STUDENTS ABOUT STUFF THEY SHOULD F**KING KNOW!!!! AND THEY ARE THE ONES WHO DEFEAT DOOM!!?? BULLSH*T!!!THAT JUST PROOVES THAT DOOM IS THE SH*TIEST AND WIMPIEST SUPER VILLAIN IN COMIC BOOK HISTORY,EVAH!!!!Yes, teachers can be useful to help students, BUT NOT STOP A SUPER VILLAIN/MONARCH!!!! And just to make this even more worse, when they do defeat Doom (*groan*) they find out there is no way to reverse the effects of the brain drain (the name of machine(love the creativity there)) so when they return to the Baxter building, Reed theorises that the teachers should re-teach the students....ISN'T THAT THE F**KING POINT OF TEACHING!!!???TO TEACH STUDENTS AGAIN AND AGAIN FOR IMPORTANT REASONS!!?? WHY DIDN'T THE DAMN TEACHERS THINK OF THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!??...I...I don't get this. THERE WAS NO F**KING POINT ON TRACKING DOOM, MUCH LESS FIGHTING HIM, WHEN THEY COULD HAVE JUST RE-TAUGHT THE STUDENTS!!!??WHY DID THEY CREATE THIS!? WHY DID THEY PUBLISH THIS!? WHERE DID THEY GET THIS IDEA!? WHAT MADE THEM THINK THIS WAS A GOOD PSE COMIC!? WHY THE HELL AM I TELLING YOU THIS!? SOMEBODY KILL ME!!! GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooookay, I think I've calmed down now...a little. Though I think I should take a month of therapy. Thank you, the writer...whoever you are. I think it's annoying that the writer thinks the Thing enjoys being inhuman and creepy looking when the Thing hates being the Thing. Who is this writer anyway?...Tom Defalco? The guy who is the former editer and chief of Marvel comics?..................GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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